ZeroIQ Disclaimer

⚠️ WARNING: This Website Gives Terrible Advice

🚨 IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER 🚨
This website is designed to give hilariously bad coding advice

🛑 DO NOT FOLLOW ANY ADVICE FROM THIS WEBSITE 🛑

This is a parody website. Every piece of advice given by ZeroIQ is intentionally terrible, counterproductive, and would lead to complete disaster if implemented in real projects.

The AI is specifically programmed to give the worst possible coding advice while maintaining a serious, professional tone. It's designed to be funny, not helpful.

Examples of what NOT to do:

  • ❌ Don't actually write 10,000-line single files
  • ❌ Don't delete your Git history weekly
  • ❌ Don't store passwords in public repositories
  • ❌ Don't use Comic Sans in production
  • ❌ Don't implement "Quantum Debugging"
  • ❌ Don't follow any of the "methodologies" suggested here

📚 For Real Coding Advice, Check Out:

• MDN Web Docs - For web development standards

• Stack Overflow - For actual solutions to coding problems

• Clean Code by Robert Martin - For real best practices

• Official documentation - For your frameworks and languages

• GitHub repositories - For examples of good code

🎯 What This Website Is Actually For:

• Entertainment - Laugh at absurdly bad coding suggestions

• Learning - Recognize anti-patterns by seeing extreme examples

• Stress relief - Sometimes you need to laugh at coding frustrations

• Team bonding - Share funny "advice" with your developer friends

• Education - Understand what NOT to do in software development

Remember: This is satire. Real coding advice should come from reputable sources!